Description Of Women Born On April 9th Of Common Years From The Catalog Of Human Population
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“One half of this woman’s life consists of functioning like a powerful vacuum cleaner that sucks in everything indiscriminately, while lying on a couch, a bed, sitting in an armchair in front of a television, or with a book or an interlocutor, with a surprised expression on her face and stubbornly silent. If you want a woman born on April 9th of common years to respond to your question, you can get a few interjections from her in response, but only after a long unintelligible mooing. Although sometimes she bursts and begins to speak, it would really be better if she did not speak…! The second period of her life is characterized by attempts to construct situational anomalies out of everything that she “sucked in”—that is, to get in trouble, have adventures by framing someone or acting meanly towards someone. Then, everyone will have something to do, there will be sorting out of relationships, while she will be in the center of circumstances, but innocent. It will be unclear how these circumstances developed, she will be the victim, and will keep a watchful eye on how things unfold in order to ensure that the spectacle continues (so that life is not boring) and will add oil to flames from time to time.
Considered person can be called a traveler—she is “here today and gone tomorrow.” This woman has a steady and irresistible need to constantly change places. After lying down in complete idleness for a long time, the main thing for her is to always have a possibility to actively move and find a way or a path. This woman is a traveler, who is a big fan of maundering about aimlessly no matter where, no matter what for, and no matter with whom. She seeks not to be tied to anyone or anything, to be independent and not to have any obligations (especially necessities for goal-directed efforts, which any work activity requires).
The main direction of this individual is to lead a purely vacuous way of life, to indulge in a wide variety of pleasures, breaking almost all acceptable norms and common decencies. A woman born on April 9th of common years is an inveterate tourist, who does not have time to work because she is “always on the go.” Having the philosophy of tumbleweed and excellent acting skills coupled with a constant desire, so to speak, “to fall on someone’s tail” or “to tag along,” this woman would be happy to live on someone else’s money (men’s, women’s, her own parents’, etc.). From her point of view, this approach provides her with the most valuable—a possibility to do nothing, not to work, to lounge about, to entertain, to muck and walk around, and to do this cheerfully, with impressions and preferably with adventures.
This woman is hungry for any kind of adventure, entertainment, including ones with a criminal bent. She likes and constantly looks for extreme situations, where she can get some bruises, break or shatter something, get or give a black eye… She wants extreme situations to always be present in her life. Therefore, once she finally finds “something interesting” from her point of view, then she gets involved in this situation without giving in much thought, “as if accidentally.” If, from her point of view, there is nothing interesting expected “on the horizon,” then this person will create an extreme situation with her own hands, so to speak. First of all, individual personality traits of this woman (such as an extremely quick temper, plain arrogance, haughtiness, pride and presumptuousness) allow her to quite easily create situations, in which she would have desired troubles. Secondly, she is a skillful provocateur: to irrelevantly fool about, to play a joke on someone supposedly not out of spite, to be rude with pleasure or to openly make fun of others—all this brings her joy (especially considering her highly pronounced sadistic tendencies). And thirdly, by nature this woman is a fighter, who always picks up a gauntlet thrown to her, will never miss a single provocation from the environment and will immediately and gladly respond to any one of them.
The range of possible troubles (extreme situations), which are consequences of actions of considered individual, can be quite wide: from a banal drunk-fight, a black eye and a knocked out tooth, to bloody knifing, holding by law enforcement officials, a night in jail and a criminal record. By the way, unlike other people it is not a problem for her, for example, to spend a night in such place. Moreover, attracting the attention of police officers in itself is often quite a permissible part of the overall “entertainment program” for her (and sometimes desirable), which can occur in the following way: she got drunk—got into a fight—served time. She can be held in jail or arrested as many times as necessary—this is just what she wants. This is her life; to her it is normal and is just another entertainment. From the point of view of a woman born on April 9th of common years, this is the meaning of “cool,” a good time, fun “to the max…”